“Please Be Patient With Me, I’m From the 1900s” – 15 oz Ceramic Mug

🐎 Slow Down, Whippersnapper — I’m from the 1900s! ☕️

Feeling personally attacked by TikTok trends and slang you need a translator for?
Sip your coffee with dignity from the mug that says what we’re all thinking:

“Please be patient with me… I’m from the 1900s.”

☕ Mug Specs:

• Capacity: 15 ounces – because 11oz just won’t cut it for people raised on black coffee and dial-up.
• Material: High-quality ceramic – sturdy enough to survive the dishwasher and your childhood memories of rewinding VHS tapes.
• Design: A vintage horse-and-buggy motif, perfect for dramatic sighs and passive-aggressive eye rolls.

🎁 Ideal for:

• Gen X, Xennials and Millennials-with-back-pain
• Birthday gifts for the "back in my day" crowd
• Anyone who remembers when “streaming” meant something was leaking

Add to cart now and show the world you come from a time when phones had cords, and being social required leaving the house.

🧓 #ImFromThe1900s #MugLife #ChronicallyOffline #SipSlowRideFaster